i wanna be sedated

2007-01-21T21:02:00.000-08:00

thanks everyone who had sent their birthday wishes. they were awesome and right a 12.01.hahaha i didn't spot any excess hair growing anywhere so i guess it's not much differences. i wanna go to school for fuck sake. i need a goal or something instead of idling around like a loser.

p.s for those who had forgothen about my birthday.go shove some cucumbers up your ass. hahahaha.kidding.

2007-01-16T07:29:00.000-08:00

rock falling from toilet's celling and hit my head when shitting. slipped on some fucking conditioner on my first trial on it. damn it.the bad luck's turnning violent. and fuck.this'll be the first and the last time i'm using some shit ass oily crap on my head.fuck you conditioner and your kids. didn't know xiaxue(wendy) has a pretty nice ass. hahaha. good day~

bitch.

2007-01-13T01:43:00.000-08:00

i almost forgot i have a blog/mum.hahaha kiddinggggg.she's my best friend so i don't regard her as a mother, she's far more than a loving mother. i'm seriously down on my luck recently,losing phone and having a chocolate bar explodes in my back pocket.like i just soiled my pants.fucking embarrassing. and i think it was one of shehana's evil master plan. my ps2's like dying.damn it.i had to reset a couple of time and it only work when you hit it with a certain strength. like busting an inflated plastic bag kind of strength, BAM. pls continue working for another till i can buy a ps3 at a reasonable price. OH YA. pls play tony hawk's project 8. it's pretty cool but american wasteland's better though. the oc's going down the history book soon. they left 4 more episodes to air i think. that means no more rachel bilson and willa holland on tv/youtube. i hope that person who cut the show grow tits and die of excess masturbation.

2006-12-29T02:54:00.000-08:00

i'm glad i have true friends.i don't need like 934865983465 hi-bye friends. and i don't fucking say hi to people who-knows-me-but-don't-talk-to-me kind of friends. i ignore these people cos i know they talk to me for a reason and they don't fucking care if i'm alive. this year have been sucky but i got to know some cool new people. and not forgeting some old friends who stood by me all along.i appreciate it alot and we're going to walk till the end no matter what happens.i know its mushy and disgusting but i think showing appreciations' a form of fuel to keep my friends going. i miss my mum and dad and i wonder where they're now.

2006-12-11T06:44:00.000-08:00

i accidentally heard a conversation between my mum and bro this morning. they're actually planning to make me believe in christianity by bringing me to somewhere. damn it. i thought i said i dont believe in god like 90834759832465 times. i always think that the earth'll be a better place without religons, seperated lands, colours and languages. so no way that i'm going to believe in god after i had seen one. i mean those who can fly around with a muscular body(without going to gym) and shoot lightning bolts and wear a rag which won't zhao geng and a golden halo on his/her/it head. and i miss talking to you(you know who you're).

2006-12-07T02:34:00.000-08:00

ROARRR! my pretty neighbour just moved out this morning.damn it.now i've to face the whole block of ah peks without any distractions. and i don't see the point of moving from jurong to clementi.maybe god's making arrangement for a hot babe to move in. eh no. maybe along with her sisters too! then i can go up and join in the pillow fight. or maybe i can place a few bottles of water on the bed and they'll use it to pour on each other sub-consciously. then i'll just sit on the couch with nachos and coke and enjoy the pillow fight+wet tee shirt consciously(maybe unconsciously after a few min). damn.what a brilliant idea and i'm such an evil genius! fuck the doha thingy. chao chee bye they pushed the o.c till the following week.HELLO. everyone knows that the o.c's way better than watching people swim or play ping pong. it's fun to play but not fun to watch you faggots. ok it sounds like i don't love singapore but i do. i'll be on the front line playing with my guns and throwing grenades like no one's business when anyone tries to invade. i'll love to shove a grenade up the enemy's ass and kick him back to where he belongs. it seems like everyone around me's sick.everyone get well soon and follow me to catch some butterflies. and i can't wait till christmas.

2006-12-06T02:48:00.000-08:00

i woke up and shouted "i'm the king of the world!" kelly brook gave me a foot massage. rachel bilson was sitting on my lap and denise keller feeding me grapes. then i went on a tour around my town on a sedan chair.i saw willa holland and whistled at her.suddenly i heard a loud "KA KA"and an assassin dropped from the sky and tried to kiss me.i fought hard and tried kicking her but my leg was trapped in her 6-pac-ed pussy lips.and i surrendered because i knew i couldn't win her

and i got sucked out from my dream before she rub my face on her washing board(6 pac). if you believe what i just said then you're not worth my friend.go peep at some shemales.you're too S-T-U-P-I-D.however this's my 3rd attempt to start a blog.the previous 2 were killed by my laziness.since now i got all the time in the world and so inspired to revolutionise the blog world(muhahaha) ,i'll try to keep this thing kicking.